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One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

2007-03-01 07:21:45 · 21 answers · asked by Shirlie 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

Love 'em blondes, especially when a pair of them decides to gang up their minds!!! What a joy to have them around. LOL!

What did the blonde yell when she saw the car accident?

I'll go and call 911 ... what's the number?

2007-03-01 07:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1 0

Wow!! Thats a good one!! I got 1 4 u....

Theres a blond, a brunette, and a redhead all gonna commit sucide by jumping off a bridge. In the end only one jumps. Which one?

(the person youre telling the joke to) says "well...the blonde."

No, the redhead. The brunette was to smart to jump, and the blond had to find directions!

2007-03-01 09:23:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This blonde became so dumb, she theory long John Silver became a crayon coloration!!!! This blonde became so dumb I asked her to tutor on the computing device, and he or she began giving the computing device a lap dance!!!!

2016-10-17 01:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That's one funny joke, what would we do without blonde's?

2007-03-04 07:33:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOLOL That's pretty funny! :) (Not so much that it's a blonde joke, but just imagining 2 people....har!)

2007-03-01 07:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jessie P 6 · 0 0

Lol...I'm a blond...and it kinda sounds like something I'd do!

2007-03-01 07:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by Lola 5 · 0 1

Well it looks like you must be a brunette too!

LOL

2007-03-01 07:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

yes funny one (you can just see them at the road side!!) 10s

2007-03-01 07:27:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard it before
but still funny

2007-03-01 08:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by David 6 · 0 0

Great!

2007-03-03 08:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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