an irish couple have just been found frozen to death outside the local cinema, apparently they had been there for weeks, waiting for "closed for winter" to come on.
2007-03-01 07:13:03 · 5 answers · asked by alan p 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CSI Dublin episode 3, season 4?
Speaking of tragic deaths:
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
To which the blonde replies..... "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly states...... "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know." Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking,
"What's so bad now........ are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde.
"I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
2007-03-01 07:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
English man,Irish man and beautiful blonde travelling on train. They go through a tunnel. When they come out the other end the English man has a black eye. The blonde is thinking "the english man must have tried to kiss me and kissed the irish man by mistake and he give him a slap",the English man is thinking "the Irish man must have tried to kiss the blonde and she thought it was me and she hit me" the Irish man is thinking "I wish we would go through another tunnel and I could give that English man another slap"
2007-03-01 07:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by SUSIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's disgusting! How many more deaths will it take before social services do something about these misleading adverts?
2007-03-01 07:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by selractrad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to have to laught at that one. good one
oh yeah i'm irish too.
2007-03-01 07:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by irishredfishstick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-01 07:35:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋