If you really want to know, become christian and read the bible and live a christ like life, and then when you die, you go to heaven and find out then come back and give me the answer. or go to hell and burn!
2007-03-01 07:10:19 · 17 answers · asked by JESUS-FREAK! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you asked a question then you answered yourself - why did you wanna waste 5 points???
2007-03-01 07:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What up Jesus freak, I know when hes coming back! after the anti-Christ rules. Every thing will be just peachy!!!
2007-03-01 09:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by a_word_of_praise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is why would he come back if the job was complete?
If the airconditioning guy tries to repair my unit and he tells me he's coming back, i can expect that my unit is not fixed. Thus if Jesus has to come back, it would explain the conditions of the world and why religion has failed us.
2007-03-01 07:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a Joke!! Dec 21, 2012.
2007-03-01 07:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by RICO LOVE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's an easy one. He will be back when all the other dead people come back, its going to be very crowded around here with all those dead people hanging around, and I do not know if you know this or not but dead people smell funny.
2007-03-01 07:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said, no one knows the appointed time except the father.
2007-03-01 07:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sharon M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rico - How about we sign a contract; I give you $10 now, and you give me everything you own on 12/22/12.
Fair deal?
2007-03-01 07:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Religion is BS and so therefore your 'god' will never come 'back'. he does not exist, therefore something that does not exist cannot come back because it was never there in the first place.
2007-03-01 07:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by captaincowboy187 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been about 2,000 years already. How much worse does it have to get on this planet?
2007-03-01 08:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Cochise 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
Jesus came back!
Dude he lives in my basement.
2007-03-01 07:14:08 · answer #10 · answered by royalpainshane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋