to maul those who call the pope a fake? after all he sent 2 bears to maul 42 youths for calling elisha bald.
(2 kings 2:23-24)
2007-03-01 07:03:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oooooh I have that one memorized. Well, not the whole passage, but the location in the scripture.
Makes for an interesting conversation, though. People get very squirmy and insist that God must not have sent those bears, not REALLY.
Actually, the argument I see most of the time is that whose 42 youths weren't CHILDREN, they were young adults! As though that makes it OK... yep, it's MUCH better that bears maul young adults rather than children.
2007-03-01 07:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought I would not comment on the pope thing but perhaps this is a comment on him after all. I noticed Z-Cools answer. Just wanted to say that I absolutely DO believe that God sent the she bears to devour those children. Here is the reason he did so:Matthew 25:40
2007-03-01 15:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He only sends the bears if people falsely accuse somebody of being bald. Even if somebody accused the pope of being bald he probably wouldn't send the bears because the pope is actually part bald, God bless his name.
2007-03-01 15:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant beleive the things God has done. Fear God. No, I will worship my own God not a god that kills children and murders everyone on the planet with a flood. If the verse is true, that means he killed children for calling someone bald. I cant understand how people can read this and want to worship him. FREE YOUR MINDS!
2007-03-01 15:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by matthewky1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, those kids did call him "bald"....I mean, they were just *asking* to get mauled by bears.
2007-03-01 15:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't do that anymore.
Sometimes I wish he would.
No really true kind of prophets now a days.
More like one of the less friary prophets today. The whacker- roo method isn't used to much today.
If it were you would need prophets as of old to tell you why you were getting it.
2007-03-01 15:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by chris p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is because he likes Elisha and can't stand the pope. It beats the hell out of me. I know it sounds pretty retarded.
2007-03-01 15:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
get help, getting help as soon as possible would be a very good thing to do for yourself and the rest of us as well. But what ever you do get help before you buy that AK-47 assault rifle.
2007-03-01 15:11:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was mauled by a chipmonk once
2007-03-01 15:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the good lord works in mysterious ways...but yes of course, it is all part of his plan....Let us Pray.......then I need to go stick my head back in the sand.....I have no appetite for knowledge, I am sheep, I need to be told what to do...I reject anything that doesnt make sense or otherwise scares me
2007-03-01 15:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋