New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies...
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard
to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will think of a password other than "password."
I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
2007-03-01 06:34:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i can see where you`re coming from --- lol -- drat i mean laugh out loud, or lmao or something like that
2007-03-01 06:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you. I am working on my 1998 list now:
1. I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local
laws.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of
suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are
someone else's fault.
4. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and
complain.
5. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit,
but not nearly as rewarding.
6. I am at one with my duality.
7. A scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
8. Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear.
Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
9. I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter
words than "I told you so!"
10. I will no longer waste my time reliving the past; I will spend it
worrying about the future.
2007-03-01 14:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't mean to be rude be saying that ' it's to long to read'
At least i am being honest!!!! sorry to say
2007-03-01 14:43:16 · answer #3 · answered by popc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet those that did did"nt ???? (stick to them for more than a week)
2007-03-01 14:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
... and what is Your problem exactly !???
Sorry, I do not get it ....
Aaron The Riddler.
2007-03-01 14:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, cool.
2007-03-01 14:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by becca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it !
2007-03-01 14:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by shopperholicrachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-05 10:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋