What would it take? It would provide ultimate proof of his existence to the rest of you godless atheists!
Christians, give me your best shot. I'll try most anything, up to and including building a space elevator with the specific goal of busting into heaven.
2007-03-01 06:08:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Abdul: that would only prove that the heathen _theory_ of gravity works.
2007-03-01 06:15:38 · update #1
Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.....
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2007-03-01 06:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Bah, I tried getting the Christian God to smite me years ago. It didn't work. I even (foolishly) went outside in the middle of a hurricane and cursed at him...nothing not even so much as a lightening bolt or a tree branch.
2007-03-01 14:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is by far the most intelligent question I've seen today, bar no category. I've been smitten many a time by god personally. God once smote me when I got in a car accident. I didn't see him but he smote the heck out my face with a dashboard.
And there was that one time when he smote my heart with the beautiful smile of one of his angels. Her name was Tracy. God, I miss her.
2007-03-01 14:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Scheidemann 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could try standing outside waving your fist at the sky, but I doubt you'll get a response
I like the space elevator idea
2007-03-01 14:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seriously dude, who do you think you are? He has given you so many reasons that he exists and you reject them ALL. You want it written with flames across the sky? He doesn't have to prove anything to you. Even if he did smite you right now, you wouldn't believe it and would say it's "coincidence".
2007-03-01 14:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by AJM 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just keep going down the atheistic path you're on, coupled with your braggadocio and smarmy attitude towards Christianity. The Scripture says, "But FOOLISH and UNLEARNED questions avoid (statements pertaining to Christianity or the lack of an omniscient God), for they doth gender strife."
2007-03-01 14:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Get smashed in the Holiest of Holies.
2007-03-01 14:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jump off a cliff and defy God to not let you fall as proof of his existence. He'll get so mad he'll certainly smite you by letting you fall.
2007-03-01 14:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're smitten.
2007-03-01 14:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by JayDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's killing you softly with His song.
2007-03-01 14:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i smite
2007-03-01 14:50:07 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋