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Drinks on me!

2007-03-01 05:18:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

This was asked for the sake of redundancy.

2007-03-01 05:25:50 · update #1

21 answers

Yeppers! Cheers!


Edit: Your wit seems to have escaped some notice... *smile* hang in there....

2007-03-01 05:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ever since the yahoo drinking game started, I have been encountering potent spirits.....in the form of rum...tequila....etc.

lol. I gave this answer to a similar question last night....
"That is the last time I respond to a pascals wager question. I say we dig up pascal, extract his DNA, clone it, and then we can all have a personal pascal to beat senseless. "

I wonder if they actually think pascal had a good argument. What about an atheists wager? If you spend your life, living for your religion and an after life, and you are wrong, then you have wasted you entire existence. If you are an atheist, and you live your life for you, and have fun, and there is no afterlife, you have lost nothing. If you live as an atheist and there is a hell for you, at least you had some fun. Heaven doesn't sound that fun anyway.

2007-03-01 16:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God. Can't you people think of another question? Pascal's Wager, over and over again.

And the amusing thing is that it reveals you for the amoral hypocrites that we know you are.

"Why not believe in God? If you're wrong, nothing to loose! If you're right, you get into Heaven!"

So you advocate spiritual hypocrisy as a means of "hedging your bets." Now you know why we can't stand you.

P.S. If this was sarcasm - oh screw it. My remarks still stand...lol.

2007-03-01 13:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 0 1

I knew it was a joke, but I had to come in for the laughs. Great punch line and I think you still managed to catch a few fish.

2007-03-01 13:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'll chance a life shattered by alcoholism, if you fetch me an Oyster&Shrimp Tequila Clamato, dude!!!

2007-03-01 13:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Wellhung Atheist 2 · 4 0

Yeah, i'm pretty much okay with that.

Because i figure that if theh Christian God is as merciful as they say he is, it would be kind of hypocritical to torture the people he "loves."

2007-03-01 13:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah * 2 · 2 0

What's with all the drinking? Don't you people realize you're poisoning your online selves?

2007-03-01 13:25:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kharm 6 · 1 0

Thanks.

*hic*

2007-03-01 13:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Sheesh, now I have to open another bottle. (Itsh a goo ting I doan shlur my wordsh when i Type))

2007-03-01 13:24:42 · answer #9 · answered by U-98 6 · 1 0

There isn't. Can you stop asking Pascals Wager?

2007-03-01 13:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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