2007-03-01 04:20:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am unhappy.
2007-03-01 04:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well , I am not God . If you are God , I would be your slave.I don't even know your name..
Well, I want you to make a miracle just right now. I want to never catch a cold...
Actually you made me laugh..I hope I won't die laughing..
Americans got something from God , a little sense of humour.Manny made me laugh here on Yahoo.Common people, not actors..
They say people in my country are very sad.
I laughed that much here on Yahoo, that now I am having a little ake at my heart....Jesus!It 's not only in the movies ..that you make people laugh....Since I discovered this Yahoo, I don't watch tv...it's boring..
2007-03-01 12:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy oh boy am I glad that when we have to explain ourselves to GOD we will be alone with Him..cuz to give an account for the blasphem you just did Id hate for anyone else to hear what God says to you...wow backs up and moves outta Gods way on this one
2007-03-01 12:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
People tell me I have a god complex just because I create civilizations and worlds.
2007-03-01 12:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kharm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Sounds like you plagerized Shirley McClain or God.
2007-03-01 12:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff- <3 God <3 people 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm follower of True God and you are the god of blasphemy and lies
2007-03-01 12:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dosage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deuteronomy 32:39 See now that I, even I, am he, And there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal; And there is none that can deliver out of my hand.
Can you kill and make alive?
2007-03-01 12:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's your Problem! GOD BLESS
2007-03-01 12:24:21 · answer #8 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the term 'god' is fictitious. Therefore as you can say that you are god, I can say that I too am god.
2007-03-01 12:29:17 · answer #9 · answered by T Delfino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad you realized...welcome to the club.
~ Eric Putkonen
2007-03-01 12:27:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am Merlin, nice to meet you God :)
2007-03-01 12:23:47 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋