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Is Marco Polo considered a prophet, since it was long believed that it was he who introduced noodles to the Western world?

2007-03-01 04:08:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No, pirates are the chosen people. The Italians enslaved spaghetti and consumed it, rather than following the pastafarian ways.

Marco Polo should be considered a prophet (although I don't know if that is in writting yet) because, as you rightly point out, the FSM used him to spread the good news.

Edit: Anyone who mocks pastafarianism should perhaps look in the mirror at their own beliefs. Also, pastafarianists are NOT atheists, they believe in the FSM - who they consider to be the one true God.

2007-03-01 04:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mawkish 4 · 4 0

I believe that the Pastafarian denominations split into Eastern Pastafarian and Western Pastafarian during the Schism of Soup.

The Tomato Crusades originally began as an attempt to bridge the gap between these two factions. Delegate's attempted a peaceful reconciliation and had brought gifts of their most precious savories to Asia.
Unfortunately by the time they had arrived in Asia the tomatoes had rotted and were seen as an insult rather than a peace offering. It took hours to stop the throwing and days to get the last of the rotten vegetables out of peoples clothing. And, as we all know that is where the popular insult for a conservative that argues against reconciliation: "he has seeds in his ears” came from. If we had better refrigeration it is possible that this never would have happened!

Things may change. There was an announcement that Italian scientists in a rare cooperative effort with Chinese scientists are working to hybrid the spaghetti tree for mass cultivation in Asia. The bonsai spaghetti tree has been available for years to private owners, but it looks like a true short noodle tree that is affordable to the common people could be just around the corner.
The idea is, also, being hailed as a solution to the Great Anglican Spaghetti Cutting issue that tore their nation apart so long ago. If we had had the short noodle pasta trees 4 hundred years ago, we could have avoided all that messiness of the Inquiry and the torturing of small children.

2007-03-01 04:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The Asians are the original Chosen People of Pastafarianism. Marco Polo only brought noodles to Italy because of his travels into the Eastern Asia.

2007-03-01 04:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 6 0

Chosen People? Blasphemy! I thought that Pastafarianism was open to all true believers who were willing to embrace the divine meatball and bask in the glow of the sauce.

Ramen and ramen!

P.S. Anybody else think that Matt needs to pull his head out of his sphincter?

2007-03-01 06:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 1 0

Ive only studied "Mac and cheese" so I'm not yet an expert on Pastafarianism. May you be anointed with olive oil.

2007-03-01 04:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

When the pasta falls from the sky
it's a m o r e!

la de dee da da doo doo doooo dooo.

God Bless pasta!

2007-03-01 04:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

italian pasta was invented in sicily during the arab invasion, not in china

chinese spaghetti are prepared with soy, italians ones with hard wheat

spaghetti are a parallel invention

2007-03-01 09:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The flying spaghetti Monster is the one true God, Infidel dogs

2007-03-01 04:14:51 · answer #8 · answered by uncle J 4 · 3 0

No, because the Americans created the meatball, I'm assuming.

2007-03-01 04:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2 0

Not in my book. Pasta came from China originally.

2007-03-01 04:12:32 · answer #10 · answered by Aliz 6 · 3 0

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