A prosecuting attorney in Barbados called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Ms. Jones, do you know me?
"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper-pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Ms. Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney was also surprised and shocked.
At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence and called both
counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, "If
either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for
contempt!"
2007-03-01 03:59:01 · 12 answers · asked by bootygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. good one!Thanks for lighting up my day. I wasnt in my best mood. =)
2007-03-01 04:09:34 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-01 12:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe...that was cute! Made me smile
2007-03-01 12:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-03-01 12:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-01 12:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by Dark-Pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-01 12:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, good joke
2007-03-01 12:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by kevin z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
straight
2007-03-01 12:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA....THAT WAS SO FUNNY. DID YOU SOME UP WITH THAT YOURSELF? DANG YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN.....HAHA...
2007-03-01 12:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by Cyndi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-01 12:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋