Hyperthetically speaking, you're all alone in a room:
1 good healthy cat
1 metal spoon
2 chopsticks
1 bath sponge
lighter fluid but no lighter.
the choice is yours...
2007-03-01 03:54:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
ok ok ok....for all u cat "lovers", if u noticed, there's nothing metioning anything about killing anything! You just might choose to leave, do nothing, or whatever...the choice is yours! Just want to see what response people would put, mixed so far!
2007-03-01 04:38:23 · update #1
Well i think i would have to sharpen the chopsticks on the side of the wall.......
Soak the sponge with the fluid and give the cat a little bit of a rubdown.....
Then using the sawdust from the chopsticks rub the unsharpened ends together to create a nice ember and put it on the cat.......
As the cat runs around screeching as it is on fire.....run after it beating it on the head with the metal spoon...
If you can grab it , put it out of it's misery by stabbing it with the sharp chopsticks....But only after popping its pads on it feet....
2007-03-01 04:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Firstly you haven't mentioned killing the cat, but im sure that's what your intention is. How about we were to put you in a room, with lets say, petrol, several matches and some wire!!! Well this is what i would personally like to do! First i would tie you up in the wire very tight so you couldn't break free. Then just incase you were hot and needed to cool down i would pour the petrol onto you to give a nice cool down. Then i would slowly strike a match and throw it on you and set YOU a light. How about that??? And im sure the people reading your pathetic, sick and retarded question wouldn't even urinate on you to put the flames out!!!! I hope next time your walking around your town or neighbourhood i hope a gang of fierce wild cats surround you and scratch your eyeball out!!!! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-01 16:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by fairylandk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stamp on the cat, use the sponge to clean my boots, drink the lighter fluid, and set up the spoon so i could use it like a little drum which id hit with the chopsticks
2007-03-01 12:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
shove the sponge in its mouth to stop it biting lightly sprinkle the cat with lighter fluid to season it rub the chopsticks together to make fire ad this to the cat let it simmer for about 30 minutes and then eat the wee bugger with the spoon.
2007-03-01 12:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by theemadmonkey 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont hate Cats, just dont like em as much as dogs.....its a bit mean to kill one for no good reason......rather kill a terrorist.
What the hell is hyperthetically?? is it the same as hyPOthetically
2007-03-01 12:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stun it with the spoon shove a chopstick up its **** one in its mouth soak the sponge in the lighter fluid light it using static electricity by rubbing the carpet and spit roast the cat till crispy.
2007-03-01 12:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't like cat's but I would not go so far as to harm one if I was stuck in a room with it.
2007-03-01 11:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a very mean person. If you treat a cat well they are a very loving animal.
2007-03-01 11:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by Aliz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just because you don't like cats doesn't mean you need to be sick and just because you didn't say anything about killing a cat doesn't mean you didn't imply it! there is something wrong with you - sick person
2007-03-01 17:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by ShaunaMo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I may not like cats but I would never kill one intentionly, thats just wrong.
2007-03-01 11:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋