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Just found this one by Scott Adams (Dilbert)

"All I ask from life is that I be slightly less miserable than the people who hate me. I call that winning."

I like it...

2007-03-01 03:34:01 · 34 answers · asked by vehement_chemical 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

34 answers

"Its like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain"

- Capt Murphy
SeaLab 2022

2007-03-01 03:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2 1

Oh! I love dilbert!

Anyway, I dont really have a favorite quote, but heres a funny Dilbert strip!:
Dilbert: I just relized I hate everybody in the world. I used to think some were O.K., but now I relize they are all weasels
Dogbert: What about a small, wide eyed child that loves you unconditionally?
Dilbert:Tiny weasels!

2007-03-02 04:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

see you later Blue Sky- pink Floyd Lucy interior the Sky With Diamonds- The Beatles Circle Sky- The Monkees The Sky Is Fallin'- Queens Of The Stone Age see you later Sky Harbor- Jimmy eat international Johnny Kick A hollow interior the Sky- pink warm Chili Peppers Bridges interior the Sky- Dream Theater Sky doggy- Melvins

2016-12-05 02:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

"Adversity introduces a man to himself. To the masses, we can pretend to be whoever we want to be. It's only when we are under great duress that we find out who we really are and what we are made of..." -- Scott Haselden


Also:

"The choices we make dictate the life that we lead…" -- "Bill Rago", a.k.a. Danny Devito in the movie "Renaissance Man"

2007-03-01 03:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by Simple Man Of God 5 · 0 0

Everyone needs to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer - Unknown

The older I get the smarter my parents become - Mark Twain

No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up - Lily Tomlin

2007-03-01 03:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0 0

"Years ago I recognized my kinship with all living things, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on the earth. I said then and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free."

Eugene V. Debs

2007-03-01 03:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah S 1 · 1 0

HOPE:.....: " I can not say much now about that which fills my heart and soul. I feel like a seeded field in midwinter, and I know that spring is coming. My brooks will run and the little life that sleeps in me will rise to the surface when called." :.....: KAHLIL GIBRAN

2007-03-01 03:44:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am not sure the R&S section is the best place for this question but here goes my all time favorite quote: "Sir you are drunk!!!" "Yes madam but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober!!" Winston Churchill

2007-03-01 03:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 1 0

I walked a mile with Pleasure, she chattered all the way; but left me none the wiser, for all she had to say. I walked a mile with Sorrow, and never a word said she; but, oh, the things I learned from her when Sorrow walked with me!
- Robert Browning Hamilton, Along the Road

not quite a quote
but amazing words

2007-03-01 03:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Peace 7 · 1 2

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

2007-03-01 03:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

[W]hen people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together.

Isaac Asimov

2007-03-01 05:25:09 · answer #11 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0 0

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