The third correct and most creative answer wins 10 pts.
2007-03-01 03:19:57 · 23 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well we all get our hair washed by monkeys wearing Harry Potter's glasses, while talking about how god is a theory dreamed up by Pascal's wagner and getting drunk at the same time.
2007-03-01 03:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That sometimes they can all be full of crap? Especially that Pascal's wager, to think that someone would try to mathematically convert people to Christianity. What is wrong with Christians, they are like insurance sales people who are always trying to sell people things, give it a rest. Pascal, what a dork, all he really did was state that you were better off to hedge your bet and believe in a God, since it really did not cost you anything even if there was not a God, but in the event that there was a God and you did not believe than it cost you a whole lot. However, what he failed to realize is that to fake my belief in something that I do not I lose my self respect and dignity. However obviously Christians do not care about that.
2007-03-01 03:44:38 · answer #2 · answered by cor001000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry Pooter was shampooing his monkeys, when two atheists pondering Wascals Pager stopped by for a quick beer. The first atheist says to the second, dude your pager's going off... The second one is all like dude... I don't have any right now...
The end.
You drinkin last night too bettie?
2007-03-01 03:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by billthakat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hair
2007-03-01 03:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ana C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take credit for shampoo yesterday and harry potter today.
2007-03-01 04:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can all make you cry. Shampoo if it gets in your eyes; PW for obvious reasons; HP had its sad moments; monkeys (work with me here) if you're allergic or they throw poo in your face, or perhaps if you have a pet monkey and it runs away or dies; and atheists if they gouge your insole with their stiletto heels.
2007-03-01 03:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Questions proposed by Jim Darwin!
2007-03-01 03:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
coz they are greater advantageous :) i admire the two sequence yet lord of the jewelry ending is disappointing and that i do in contrast to froddo, additionally the books are a trek Harry potter has dobby. the two are good nevertheless
2016-09-30 01:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All based out of England?
2007-03-01 03:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. Atheists are human beings who like other human beings are entitled to a belief of their own without being ridiculed. Shame on you. From a Christian.
2007-03-01 03:29:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dawn 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋