A blonde was sitting in a bar having a drink. The local news was on the television. A man was preparing to jump off the Golden gate bridge.
Blonde: "I don't think he's gonna jump.
Bartender: Ya, he's gonna jump.
Blonde: No, I really don't think he will
Bartender: Yep he will
Blonde: I'll bet you a hundred bucks he won't jump
Bartender: Okay you're on.
A few minutes later the man jumps. And the bartender takes the 100 bucks.
Several minutes go by.
Bartender: Here take your money, I can't rightfully take it.
Blonde: Sure you can, you won it fair and square.
Bartender: Not really, I saw that on the 6 o,clock news, I already knew he was gonna jump
Blonde: So, I saw the 6 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would be dumb enough to do it again!
2007-03-01 03:17:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha love the joke
" what did santa clause say to the three blondes sitting on his lap
ho ho ho
2007-03-01 03:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Dark-Pearl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now, that was funny! Some of the jokes people have been posting are older than dirt! Ha Ha Ha Thanks for the laugh!!
2007-03-01 03:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Butterfly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha, blondes... will they ever realize that the moving pictures in that box aren't directly related to the real world? ha, doubtful.
2007-03-01 03:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Gotta love that "Blonde Logic"! LOL.
Classic!
2007-03-01 03:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats like hillarous
2007-03-01 05:39:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny-
2007-03-01 04:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by buzyb 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
2007-03-01 03:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by mrsfloridalady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflmfaowbbq
2007-03-01 03:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice.
2007-03-01 03:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by gonzo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-01 10:21:52 · answer #10 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋