Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser".
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.
2007-03-01 03:02:59 · 20 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real ***** tonight, Dave."!
2007-03-01 03:08:46 · update #1
rotf! lmao! lol! thats a good one! 200/100!
2007-03-01 03:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are able to "think of" something you like yet that would not make it genuine. i can think of I surely have fluffy pink fur and wings, yet as quickly as I step out of the third floor window and consider out to fly, i'm going to be sure i won't be able to in a 2d. God owes us not something. He has given us each and every thing we've and are: existence, a physique, a planet to proceed to exist...and, btw, the opportunity of understanding Him in my opinion via Jesus Christ. We do our superb because of the fact we choose for to, not for any eventual "advantages." once you're doing stuff for applause, advantages, or attractiveness, it fairly is not altruistic. it fairly is horse-determining to purchase and advertising.
2016-10-17 00:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would Dave go to the strip club if he knew that he would be recognised there - unless he wanted to get caught out - hmmmm?!?
2007-03-01 03:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s FAF!!!
Pmsl and all the rest (know how you love `em)!
Left the best til last!
Thanks for waiting sweetpea x
Tink xxx
2007-03-01 21:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it doesn't sound like Dave is going to be alright.
2007-03-01 05:01:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a very funny Joke but Mousey's response above me is hilarious!!
2007-03-01 03:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
~And the cab driver turns around and says..."wow Dave, you picked up a real B*tch this time!"
2007-03-01 03:06:53 · answer #7 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UH oh Dave!!! Hehe good one!!!
2007-03-01 03:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best ive heard in a while i love that one
2007-03-01 03:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, dave got caught red-handed!!! >:-O
2007-03-01 03:07:09 · answer #10 · answered by Emma Chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋