You can see her feet in her driver's license !
2007-03-01 02:33:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
........... she once attempted suicide, jumping off the kitchen table! LOL.
2007-03-01 03:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so short that when she went to the zoo, she mistook a fire ant for a giraffe !!
2007-03-01 10:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I needed a laugh...Here's one for u:
Yo Mama's so fat when your Dad and her boned...he had to roll over twice to get off of her!
2007-03-01 10:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she can sit on a curb and kick her feet
2007-03-01 10:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She got swallowed by a cheerio.
2007-03-01 10:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by allpossible 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute... here is one... yo momma is so black she looks like a burnt piece of toast.... Yo momma is so skinny she uses her fingers to pick locks
2007-03-01 10:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I like. That was funny as hell.
2007-03-01 10:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jamonican 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!! OH WAIT I DIDN'T LAUGH!!!
2007-03-01 11:01:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋