This married couple was on holiday. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard a gentleman say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
The man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The man replied, "Just try them on." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years--- raw sexual power.
2007-03-01 02:18:19 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the man, threw him on a table and started tearing at the guy's pants. All the time the man was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!"
2007-03-01 02:18:48 · update #1
Honey! Telling about our vacation as well you should be ashamed of yourself!! LOL!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
2007-03-01 02:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by princess_bluerose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 12:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny - think this jokes been sent to my email account about 5 times
2007-03-01 02:23:33 · answer #3 · answered by xxmequik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry jay not your best but a pleasant 7/10
2007-03-01 02:22:50 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Guess the market guy got screwed on that deal! lol
2007-03-01 02:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tink it`s funny!!
Loved it in fact!
10/10 ***
Tink xx
2007-03-01 21:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm - or maybe they just helped him realise his true colours?!?
2007-03-01 04:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I 've heard all day so far!!!!
2007-03-01 02:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol p!ssed on! <33
2007-03-01 02:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cool:-)
2007-03-01 02:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋