2007-03-01 02:04:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-03-01 02:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was already missing the questions and answers related to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2007-03-01 02:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by David G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invisible Pink Elephant.... what happened to the Unicorn? Did she take a day off?
Personally I think the FSM is the better choice when it comes to deities. He's more fun and offers better incentives. And he's so darned tasty!
2007-03-01 02:11:02 · answer #3 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is hell? Hell is zone you are not satify with and hate to have. You are suffering from the space you hate to be, you want to leave it as soon as possible. Why you will be there? Because you love to be there. For example; you love to kill, other creatures love too. The stronger kill the weaker, that is the rule. After you died, your spirit will go to the zone you love to be there then recreation. The born zone are the space you love to then you live there with killing each other. You love cheating and other creature too. The born zone are full of cheating creatures. So whatever religious teach you, whatever zone it will be. So do you still love heaven and hell?
2007-03-01 02:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. The Flying Spaghetti Monster saves everyone.
I cook and eat pasta to worship. Once I have accepted Him I feel Him in my stomach.
Ramen !
2007-03-01 02:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That would totally depend on the wingspan of the Spaghetti Monster.
2007-03-01 02:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by Marlon Lionheart 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you will be sent there by the Invisible Pink Unicorn, you infidel. IPU hates non-believers worst of all.
2007-03-01 02:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by JRSK007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your religions are as intolerant as Christianity and Islam, you must worry about going to Hell. If they are tolerant like Buddhism, you have no problem, however.
2007-03-01 02:09:57 · answer #8 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want some cheese on my Flying Spagetti Monster. If he has cheese you won't go to hell.
2007-03-01 02:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry, the FSM will fight to protect your soul at the time of Parmigianogeddon (known to some as Oreganorök).
2007-03-01 02:14:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋