Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to you feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said...
"Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"
2007-03-01 01:29:32 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe have to give u 12/10 for tht one hehe <33 keep em comin they lighten up my day
2007-03-01 01:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious 10/10
2007-03-01 01:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st few years (some say 3, some say 7) are the toughest to make it by. i might propose conserving off on having babies top away. nonetheless a lot of prepare making them is often solid, having them too quickly - till now you have extremely wide-unfold an enterprise beginning place - may well be very worrying on your dating. some might think of in the event that they have been collectively for awhile till now getting married then its ok to leap in top away, yet from journey it extremely is nevertheless no longer a solid theory. Marriage, nonetheless some say its in basic terms a chew of paper, takes some adjusting no rely how long your courtship grow to be. additionally, in basic terms get exhilaration from eachother. p.c.. your battles, don't get into it over each and every little ingredient reason interior the huge image - no rely if or no longer he places the lavatory seat down will no longer carry you eternal happiness!
2016-11-26 21:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by leissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10!
2007-03-03 10:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by CourtCourt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Family have just asked what I am laughing at. Very funny
2007-03-01 01:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaa 8/10 keep it up
2007-03-02 23:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey jay! u are doing quite well in the jokes department so far! thumbs up! LOL! for the joke.. LOL!
2007-03-01 01:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, up to your normal standard Jay
2007-03-01 01:34:41 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent I hadn`t heard this one!!
Brilliant
10/10 *****
Tink xxx
2007-03-01 21:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-03-01 01:35:15 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋