What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

Question

I don't know if this is the funniest thing I've ever seen but it's the only one I can remember at the moment.
I was in a friends car and there was this little old lady in her little car reversing. Anyway, she hits this wooden post embedded in the grass. Now, most people would stop and drive forward and try again. Not this little old lady. She floors it. This poor little car sounded like an F1 racing car, there was smoke p!ssing out from the bonnet and still this post wasn't moving. My friend and I couldn't stop laughing for about an hour afterwards because we could still picture the little old ladies face. She looked like she was growling! We laughed about it for days!

Answer 1

Six of my mates came round to try out the new hot-tub and got totally drunk and one of the group had been asleep, woke up hungry and began to eat the cold pizza left - he had too much and began to choke, so his mate grabbed him from behind to do the Heimlich manoeuvre (they were both nearly naked still from being in the hot-tub) and his girlfriend walked in after being at a nightclub - she thought that they were sh*g**** and she called off the engagement! we laughed so much we got sober!

Answer 2

me and about 10 mates were playing football at the park last summer. a few of our girlfriends were sat watching and wearing very little, trying to get tans.
after about half an hour some chav teens came onto the park on bikes and started chatting up the girls, one of my mates got a bit mad at this so he kicked the ball at the chavs just as he was pulling a big wheelie on his bike. the ball hit him in the face knocking him clean off his bike. but the funny part was that he landed face first in a freshly laid dog egg. all in his mouth and eyes lol. we laughed for weeks about that one too.

Answer 3

On the bus a lady was playing with her son who was in a buggy. He had a balloon and it got out of his reach so the mum got up of her seat to fetch it and forgot she was sitting on one the those chairs that automatically go up once you stand up. She went to sit down and fell on the floor. I couldn't stop laughing, even the old folk were laughing.

Answer 4

I used to have a Black Lab called Josh, he could pass call for his buddy Toby, yet another Black Lab who lived some doorways away, and that they could play collectively, they continuously stayed on the grass field in the back of the homes. sooner or later I observed them working around the sphere with a pair of denims, a leg each and each enjoying tug of conflict as they ran. yet another neighbour had seen them tugging at them on a bathing line, then pull them off, they appeared so humorous we could no longer tell them off, in simple terms make advantageous in destiny that the clothing props have been longer so the showering became into out of attain.

Answer 5

well it wasnt me but someone i know was watchin bob the builder and when he left the little talking trucks and other machines to do his work for them, he came back and theyd done summet with a pile of ballards and when he saw them he went... "oh BOLLARDS

Answer 6

George W. Bush trying to look intelligent...

Answer 7

funniset thing? erm just the usual people falling over and that really.Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 8

i find fat people falling over funny :D hehe <33

Answer 9

Thanks for the laugh.