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It's not only magic, it's freeking awesome, man! PARTY PARTY PARTY.

Jesus juice has the strongest alcohol content,

hey, if it didn't, they just would have called it 'grape' juice.

Back then, they HAD to ferment everything, it all had microbes and germs,

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, JESUS COULD DRINK ANY OF US UNDER THE TABLE,
AND SO COULD HIS MOM!!!

2007-03-01 01:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, it was a miracle what Jesus did. What you are talking about is called Alchemy: the changing of one substance to another. See, they thought that if you could somehow ADD the perfect number of electrons, neutrons, and protons, you would get the corresponding next element up (or however many steps up you wanted to go) in the Periodic Table of the Elements (which you should look at to better see what I mean). And the thing is, mathematically, it makes perfect sense. In the math world, there is absolutely no reason it should not work. That is where the gray area comes in. Where does science end and reality begin? It is the same thing with Mary Shelley's Frankenstein: in the math sense, heck, even in the medical sense (well, at the time) it made perfect sense to put the dead body in umbilical fluid, hit it with enough electricity, and BAM! you have a live...thing. Anyway, hope this helped. By the way, I tried Alchemy...a lot...it does not work. LOL

2007-03-01 01:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by MICHAEL C 2 · 0 0

When I was a kid, my dad put a slice of bread into a jug of water, and sealed the top. About six days later, the jug exploded. Quite simple really, not magic at all. All fruit has its own natural yeast which starts fruit fermenting. Wine can make its own self in the wild, as monkeys surely know. Yeast eats the fruit sugar, and multiplies. Sugar is converted to alcohol. When all the sugar is eaten, the yeast dies, and falls to the bottom as sediment or dregs or Lees. When you drink alcohol, the body converts it back to sugar, called triglycerides. Ask a diabetic. Nothing mysterious about it. Wine making is a hobby of mine, I love turning water into wine.

2007-03-01 01:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like how people think if you change the word it makes the scenario any different.
It's not "magic" it's "miracles."
It's not "stabbing my wife" it's "allowing her to go to heaven earlier."

Turning water into wine is an obvious form of alchemy. It is a form of magic and not the type that modern "magicians" (read 'illusionists') do through deception. Jesus had the best opening act, but if he really did do what people claim he did then it's too bad he's in hell now for using witchcraft.

2007-03-01 01:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by dmlk2 4 · 0 0

No, that story was abreviated, it really went:
"jesus could you make some wine? All we have is boone's farms and water, and personally I'd rather have the water, but dude it's a wedding"
So Jesus got some gamay grapes, got to stomping on them, took some yeast from mary, mixed it all up, and at the end of the night they were drinking (fermentation happened quick because of the heat).

Mark 14:12

2007-03-01 01:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 0 0

Nope, no wizards here. Jesus was a miracle worker working the Word of the Lord.

Jesus did die, but then he rose, and they left earth to go up to heaven at the right hand of God, until the day he comes back to judge the living and the dead. So yes, it does matter what he was!!!

2007-03-01 01:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by Briley 2 · 0 0

and additionally to procure your information mixed up the place.....? before everything, Jesus is the Son of God. So for you this might or won't make lots experience. walking on water or turning water into wine have been in basic terms 2 of the various miracles of Jesus. i'm curious as to comprehend the place to procure that Jesus grow to be the 1st wizard at Hogwarts? Are you Wiccan or something? Are you making exciting of Christianity? I propose which you get a Bible and get your shiit promptly till now you start up claiming that Jesus is something that he isn't any longer. enable me say it back for you, walking on water or turning water into wine have been in basic terms 2 of the various miracles of Jesus.

2016-11-26 21:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Christians preffer to view that as "miracle", even when indeed it is magick. They will never acknowledge magick, because they associate the word with witchcraft.

According to the Bible, when Moses was in Egypt, asking Faraoh to let his people go, Moses shaft became a snake, and the Magicians also converted theirs to snakes. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that what Moses did is known as Magick too?

It is the same thing as talking to the spirit of the dead. Christians says that it is impossible. Yet, in the Bible, there is a pretty good example that it is not impossible, but very much real.

In the end, "Miracles" are those acts of magick performed in the name of the Christian God, while "Magick" for witches is the movement of natural energies to create needed change.

2007-03-01 01:42:44 · answer #8 · answered by David G 6 · 0 0

That could be.

Do you suppose that's why they really crucified him?

Exodus 22:18 > Suffer not a witch to live.

Deuteronomy 18:10 > There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

2007-03-01 01:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0 0

OK, JESUS IS NOT A WIZARD. HE is the Son of God. He never performed "magic tricks" . What he performed is called miracles. Miracles are true and not illusions...

2007-03-01 01:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshine 1 · 0 0

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