A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door.
"Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"
"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
2007-03-01 00:56:41 · 10 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only a Manc would have humour like that!
Excellent again P.B.
10/10
Tink xx
2007-03-01 21:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke the really funny bit is i know people who would be that drunk it could happen too so that makes it even more funnier and i am LMAO
2007-03-01 01:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! We know who the brains of that outfit was.
2007-03-01 01:01:50 · answer #3 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sharp....very good....you've certainly tickled me today!!!
2007-03-01 01:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Great Joke! LOL.
2007-03-01 01:25:52 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....what a lucky women....wish my guy was that stupid
2007-03-01 01:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! FUNNY!
2007-03-03 10:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by CourtCourt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-01 02:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by Mhik_V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=P Lolz!!!
2007-03-01 01:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by ^^ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-01 07:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋