Building jumping.....?

Question

Dave is working on top of a building when he sees another man standing right on the ledge and looking as if he is gonna jump. He makes his way as fast as can but the man falls off. As he gets to the ledge he can see the guy fall then suddenly stop in midair and fly right back to the top of the building. As the man steps back on the ledge, Dave asks "how do you do that?" To which the guy replies "There's an air stream when you get a third the way down that carries you right back up to the top."
"Really?" says Dave.
"You should give it a try, it's great fun" says the guy.
Not being a man who is scared of such things, Dave stands on the ledge and jumps off. He gets a third of the way down and nothing happens, he just keeps falling until eventually!! SPLAT! He hits the floor and makes a nasty mess.
Back at the top of the building another man who was watching walks over to the ledge and says "You can be a right C*NT sometimes Superman!

Answer 1

Hah!!
You deserve a star.
10/10
Thanks for the joke!! Have an awesome day!!

Answer 2

Very funny 8/10

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Heard before but still very funny x.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

SUPER joke

Answer 7

HAHAHAHA!!!!