Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."
So the that's what Rich did. The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said Joe.
"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
2007-03-01 00:32:47 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jay....must try that sometime....LOL
2007-03-01 01:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but I did give him a big kiss on the forehead and I was back in under two hours!!! ;)
Excellent 1 *
Tink xxx
2007-03-01 21:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 9/10
2007-03-01 00:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 Jay
2007-03-01 00:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to his wife!! LOL I only hope that she can return the favor to him on his birthday. Very funny, I liked it.
2007-03-01 00:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Important 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy
hope next time he adds with whome on the certificate
2007-03-01 00:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by kurupt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good pressie
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
8/10
2007-03-02 23:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she came round to mine and i did the same thing.
2007-03-01 00:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! I want one of those certificates!
2007-03-01 01:05:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, priceless.
2007-03-01 00:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋