Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.
Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left".
An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".
One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said "Jesus! If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all bloody day!!"
2007-03-01 00:13:50 · 18 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Morning! Thanks for waiting for me.
FAF!! I`m crying here.
Here`s your *
Tink xxxx
2007-03-01 21:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Full marks 10/10
2007-03-01 08:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-03-01 08:47:00 · answer #3 · answered by kurupt 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, thats cute. But you know all blondes are as stupid. Im a blonde and... ya... You get the point.
2007-03-01 08:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! That "Blonde Logic"! LOL. LOL.
Thank you for all the laughter this morning!
2007-03-01 10:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-03-01 08:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha thats a funny one, thanx
2007-03-01 08:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK I'm blonde and even i thought that was funny.
2007-03-01 08:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
super smashing lovely
2007-03-01 08:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chinese couple got divorced
she went back to peking..he went back to wan**ng
2007-03-01 08:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've set my alarm to wake me when it's time to laugh!
2007-03-01 08:18:21 · answer #11 · answered by Blonde & Sharp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋