A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. "I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane. "I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane." "You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."
2007-02-28 23:33:59 · 13 answers · asked by Tish P 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he he he he, very good, I heard it ages ago, very nice to hear it again!! more if you have!! please.
2007-02-28 23:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interior the country on my own approximately 35,000 human beings are killed in vehicle crashes each and every 3 hundred and sixty 5 days. it fairly is the equivalent of a Boeing 737 crashing another day and killing all human beings aboard. In 2009, the final 3 hundred and sixty 5 days for which statics have been printed there have been 5.5 million vehicle injuries,, 2 million injuries and 31,000 fatalities. there have been a million,500 familiar aviation small airplane injuries accounting for 275 fatalities and 30 airline injuries alongside with purely 2 with fatalities totaling sixty 9 human beings. you have a a million in 14 probability of being killed in an vehicle accident on your lifetime and a a million in 5,000 probability in any given 3 hundred and sixty 5 days. An plane pilot or passenger has a a million in 11 million probability of being in an plane accident wherein there are fatalities.
2016-10-17 00:21:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it was george w bush that was on the plane instead of bill gate and it was he who grabbed the back pack
2007-03-01 00:11:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious! And it also shows that people who are egoistic like that and self-centered (no offense to Bill Gates...I love him), but just generally, will always get what they deserve.
2007-02-28 23:58:36 · answer #4 · answered by Jeweled_Aqua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA
great humour
both the thumbs up for his smartness
:)
lol
2007-02-28 23:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tehehe - that's got me smiling, very good
2007-02-28 23:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by moon_dust 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-01 02:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny! Ha Ha!!!!
2007-03-01 00:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by fish6776 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!
2007-03-01 00:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny....loved it.
2007-02-28 23:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by Mickey22_jp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋