Sam wakes up at home with a huge hangover. Forcing him to open his eyes, the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and notices his clothes in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room is all spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He notices a note on the table, "Sweetheart, your breakfast is on the stove. I had to leave early to go shopping. Love you."
So, he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is sitting at the table, eating.
"What happened last night, son?" Sam asks.
His son replies, "Well, you came home after 3:00 AM, very drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and passed out"
Confused, Sam asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean?"
"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone. I'm married!"
2007-02-28 22:51:58 · 8 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha!!
Good one!
*thumbs up*
xx
2007-02-28 22:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. The best one I've heard so far. Keep the jokes coming
2007-03-01 07:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. where did you get that one? hahaha man wow. I have herd of funny jokes but this is ... hahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-03-01 07:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! What are the chances of that!
2007-03-01 07:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! What a Guy! LOL. LOL.
Love it! LOL.
2007-03-01 10:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!
2007-03-01 07:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-01 08:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-01 07:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋