Q: Who was the greatest inventor of all time?
A: God was! He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.
Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were definitely put out.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children to explain why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: "Your mother ate us out of house and home."
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance at having sxx.In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Adam and God were walking in the garden one day. Adam asked God, "Why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
God said, "Adam, so that you would love Eve."
Adam asked, "But, why did you make her so stupid?"
God replied, "So that she would love you."
2007-02-28 22:32:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hurrah I did it!!! You do know I`m on call too!!!
I loved them all Chris really cracked me up!
10/10
And thanks for waiting for me! x
Tink xxx
2007-03-01 21:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 DUDE .
I liked it.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-01 08:17:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes.
2007-03-01 07:27:20 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2007-03-01 07:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx for the laughs..:-)
2007-03-01 06:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-01 06:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋