Englishman, Scottsman, and Irishman sitting on top of a tall building they are finnishing off. They have all stopped building for lunch, the Englishman opens his sandwiches and exclains "Ahh Beef! I'm so sick of beef sandwiches. If I get beef again, I'm jumping off this building!"
The Scottsman opens his sandwich "Ah, Haggis!, if I get Haggis tomorrow, I'm with you english man, I'm jumping!!"
The Irishman opens his, "Ahhhh Lamb..... If I get lamb tomorrow I'm wit you lads!"
Next Day:
Englishman, "I don't belive it, BEEF again, thats it." with that he jump off the 78 floor and dies!
Scotsman, "Ahh Haggis!" he also jumps and dies.
Irishman, "Ahh Lamb" He shouts as he jumps to his death.
Later that day at the morge all the wives are there consoling each other, the english wife exclaims "if only he said he didn't like beef I would have made him something else!" The scots wife aggreed, The irish wife perked up and says "I just don't understand.. Patrick made his own sandwiches
2007-02-28 22:20:36 · 15 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhahaha man you are a joker. Are you a comedian, if you are not become one. hahahahahahahahahah :D
2007-02-28 23:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's a good one. I have heard it before with different things as the sandwiches
2007-02-28 22:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by billymysterio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 out of 5 star because its a little bit boring and not exciting
2007-02-28 22:25:56 · answer #3 · answered by tagasagot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2.5 stars out of 5 stars
Old joke but still a little twinkle.
2007-02-28 22:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by frogs4327 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10 great hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
2007-03-01 00:01:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh... Yeah the oldies are the best!!
Thanx for the memories...
xx
2007-02-28 22:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-02-28 22:24:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I haven't heard this one before.
2007-02-28 23:30:16 · answer #8 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too give you a star for that one, I LOVED IT.
2007-02-28 22:51:16 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it, sometimes the old ones are the best
2007-02-28 22:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by pinkjessie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋