2 ducks walk into hotel bar first duck says 2 pints of bitter please barman says thats £5 please. duck replies can you put it on my bill please
2007-02-28 21:16:06 · 22 answers · asked by trevor s 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CORNY
: )
2007-02-28 21:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan Terrible absolute Terrible, sorry but you've got a tough crowd
2007-02-28 21:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes two ducks in the bar was very short and sweet.
2007-02-28 23:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite quackers
2007-02-28 21:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should have seen the punchline coming a mile off!! Funny.
2007-03-01 01:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny for 5 year olds lol
2007-02-28 21:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
soooooo old 3/10
2007-03-01 01:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe... you gotta love the ones like that... aint as many of them about now-a-days!!
xx
2007-02-28 21:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man walks into a bar and says...Sod it, that hurt.
2007-02-28 21:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by florrie f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday??
Aye Matey!!!
:D:D
2007-02-28 21:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by Liz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats qwackers claw blimy ducking hell
2007-02-28 21:26:08 · answer #11 · answered by meandean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋