A French woman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nxde male. "What is that?" asked the child pointing to the pxnis.
"Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie," replied the mother.
"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted. "I want one just like that," she kept repeating.
At last the mother said, "If you are a good girl and stop thinking about it now, when you grow up, you will have one."
"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.
"Then," answered the mother, "You will have many."
2007-02-28 20:29:47 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hhhmmm not your normal,
Tink x
2007-03-01 20:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-02-28 21:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Estaba esperando que tú recordaras como conseguí este tatuaje. = i became hoping which you remembered how I have been given this tattoo. No soy el dueño de este burro, lo rente. = i don't own that donkey, that's a condominium. Realmente no puedo hablar español; solo aprendí unas frases de una página information superhighway. = i won't be able to truly talk Spanish; I purely found out some words from a information superhighway website. ¿Puedes llamar a un physician? Un pastor alemán me mordío en l. a. pierna izquierda. = could you call a doctor? A german shepherd has bitten my left leg. santa patata = holy potatoes
2016-10-17 00:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhmmm - 5 out of 10 on the laughter stakes
2007-02-28 20:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Smarty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes another French one was amusing.
2007-02-28 23:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny to mean. I hate jokes with a moral. Sorry, hope I haven't offended!
2007-02-28 20:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thumbs down.
2007-02-28 20:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by ßαßε 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you get 50 labour ministers into a mini?
a wait till george bush turns up and they'll crawl up his a***hole
oh then open the door for the dunce..
2007-03-01 00:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
duffer!!!!!!!
the woman should have told her that untill you have a suitable cover for that, you can not have it and the suitable cover will develop only when you get mature.
2007-02-28 20:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by krishan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
best one today 10/10 poor child wonder how she'll turn out to be.........
2007-02-28 22:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋