Mr. Hamilton, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Hamilton, I don't think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Hamilton called on Miss Johnston and asked the same question. Miss Johnston, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light." "Correct," said Mr. Hamilton.
"And now, Miss Smythe, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
2007-02-28 20:18:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You need to read mine!!
Loved it
10/10
Tink xx
2007-03-01 20:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking,yes
2016-03-29 04:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to be a party pooper but the pupil of the eye is not an organ! It is simply a hole within the iris! SO the joke doesn't really now does it?!
2007-03-01 22:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by Me! 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Biology is interesting as this is related to our body and environment ,we can observe and find out why this happen ,why we go to toilet frequently ,why we can see and many more
2014-02-14 14:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA 9/10 LOVE IT
2007-02-28 20:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes,very funny
2007-02-28 20:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid miss smythe
2007-02-28 20:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny x.
2007-03-01 01:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha! i like your jokes..lol..10/5...star
2007-02-28 20:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as hell good one
2007-02-28 20:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by queencasper13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋