1.You haven't asked yet.
2.I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
3.What? And spoil my great sxx life?
4.Nobody would believe me in white.
5.Because I just love hearing this question.
6.Just lucky, I guess.
7.It gives my mother something to live for.
8.My fiancee' is awaiting parole.
9.I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
10.Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
11.I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12.It didn't seem worth a blood test.
13.I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
14.Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
15.My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
16.I'd have to forfeit my billion-dollar trust fund.
17.They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
18.I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
2007-02-28 20:11:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
19.I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
20.What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
21.We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.
22.I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
23.Why aren't you thin?
24.I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
25.(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
2007-02-28 20:12:34 · update #1
In a strange way, not your usual pettle.
But here`s a *
Tink x
2007-03-01 20:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I continually say, "It has it really is perks." because it really is a employer putting, asking what percentage years they have been with the employer. What do you pick to do outdoors of work. the position I worked earlier turning out to be a stay at residing house mom the plant manager's spouse would are available in and ask how we were doing. I loved that she requested if there became some thing we idea mandatory replaced that we couldn't get by to her husband. She continually requested what branch we were from, what our jobs were. She continually remembered our names too, even our youthful ones and we've about 500 workers on the floor no longer counting workplace workers. yet another counter to the i think sorry for you..."Yeah, i comprehend, I favor there have been extra hours interior the day to spend with him besides"
2016-12-05 02:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2, 4, 13, 17, 21, and my fave is 25 (since I am a single mother now that I am divorced)
: )
2007-02-28 20:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could have married any man I pleased, just haven't found one I pleased yet.
2007-02-28 20:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such a long list. Quite good.
2007-02-28 20:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-28 21:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are funny..
2007-02-28 21:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good . Why can't we think of these one liners when we need them?
2007-02-28 20:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by deepee 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lmao! good one..10/5 hahaha..star..
2007-02-28 20:16:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Entertaining Yes, funny, not so much! But, thanks for a little light reading!
2007-02-28 20:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋