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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

2007-02-28 18:35:31 · 13 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

ha ha haaa hee hee heeeeee bet you never found the first one 10/10

2007-02-28 20:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-10-02 03:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you could move number "2" from age 72 into each of those lists.

2007-02-28 18:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tine 2 · 1 0

I think Id fit you 42 list perfectly, and your 32 list alright. SCORE!

2007-02-28 18:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny. I like the 'nice looking prefer hair on his head' and 'not too ugly bald ok'......
real cool

2007-02-28 20:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha... man's list what I want in a woman all ages
1. Anatomically correct and complete
2. unless using it for pleasure keeps her mouth shut
3. active sex drive
4. (optional) owns a liquor store
5. (also optional) rich

2007-02-28 18:43:44 · answer #6 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0 0

i think i fit in all catagories... i remember to breathe sometimes, and i hit somewhere on the toilet most of the time ;p

nice one, killa funny

2007-02-28 19:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0 0

That was bloody brilliant!!! A Star for you!

2007-02-28 18:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 0 0

i guess i dont get a list

2007-02-28 19:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

I'm a guy, I like it

2007-02-28 19:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by S E 5 · 0 0

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