Why wasnt jesus born in liverpool???
He couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin....
2007-02-28 17:59:36 · 18 answers · asked by THE VIOLATER 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
top one pod 1 glad your back
2007-02-28 20:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by crawdash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU BLASPHEMER
Mary & Joseph are in the barn with baby when 3 kings arrive baring gifts
as they walk in the first king bangs his head on a low beam
& shouts Jesus Christ
Mary Says thats a nice name I was thinking of calling him Tony
2007-03-01 05:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For those of you who didn't get it; he could have named the city YOU live in instead of Liverpool.
2007-03-01 02:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by r~@~w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yahoo is very selective in its joke banning thats all i can say ,they ban mine but its ok to tell jokes bout scousers ,irish,scottish etc.
just like the bbc
try one about asians, blacks, or 'horror of horrors'wheelchairs!
and see if your'e reported.all i can say is if youv'e no sense of humour dont come on here.
now tell a funny one!(kiddin)!
2007-03-01 04:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it but I don't know much about Liverpool.
2007-03-01 02:03:29 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before still funny
2007-03-01 04:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...Brilliant
2007-03-01 02:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha haa haaa that sounds very true to me keep them coming 10/10
2007-03-01 02:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! I like that, it works with any city as well.
2007-03-01 15:41:56 · answer #9 · answered by mallybb298 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny... maybe to a local
2007-03-01 02:05:15 · answer #10 · answered by violet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋