2007-02-28 17:55:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My favorite pickup lines are either so bad they're hilarious, or rather dirty.
"If you were the trash, I'd take you out!"
"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves..."
*Motion for someone to come to you; they come over* I just made you come with one finger...imagine what I could do with a whole hand!
"Is that an X on the back of your pants? Because I see some terrific booty!"
2007-02-28 18:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lost my Phone Number...Can I Have yours?...
Do you have a Mirror in your pocket?...why?..Cause I can see myself in your pants....
2007-02-28 17:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby, what's your zodaic?
2007-02-28 18:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by soggybottomscout_25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"if i told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"
"i lost my number. can i have yours?"
2007-02-28 18:08:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you say to a woman who has 2 black eyes?
Nothing...you've already told her twice...
2007-02-28 17:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by seperationistsanxiety 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋