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Christians spend so much time trying to prove that Noah's Ark exists, and that's just a hunk of wood!

What about all the Bigfeet that could benefit from the teachings of Jesus. Maybe if they heard the word, they'd stop breaking into campsites and stealing everyones Sterno.

2007-02-28 17:14:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Jesus said that his followers should go out and preach to EVERY creature but you never see Christians proclaiming the Good Word to dogs, cats or squirrels. Considering that Jesus is their God you'd think Christians would be real careful and follow his orders to the letter. You'd think the zoos would be filled with God fearing Christians preaching the message of salvation to the monitor lizards, zebra, orangutans, marmosets, bush babies, emus and bats. should dairy farms and ranches be without a resident minister there to spread the Word of God among the bovine herds? (no minister needed for goat farms, of course). i mean ... Jesus didn't say to preach to every human. he said to preach to every creature.

2007-02-28 17:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by nebtet 6 · 0 0

ahhh! How we people love to mock what is good and true, if we are bad and do not want to part from it! (lovingly) :-)

The only thing that stops you from believing "Jesus Christ the Righteous", is becuase you do not want to give up your sins. It is your sins that stop you from understanding. God bless this to you to bring living water into your body.

Did you know that Isreal after comming out of Egypt by miracles still were unbelieving? After all those judgements upon Egypt. Why? becuase sin blinds the heart (even with proof).


Bible Reading:
2Peter 3:3-7

Bye. William Mills
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2007-03-01 01:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by adsfgasfh 1 · 0 0

Maybe because the bigfeet were smart enough to run and hide?

^_^ no offense

2007-03-01 02:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

Thanks for the great laugh.
I didnt know that bigfoot could use sterno...
But I do have a joke about bigfoot
Bigfoot says to the rabbit: "do you have a problem with shyt getting stuck to your fur?"
THe rabbit says no so bigfoot wiped his butt with him.

2007-03-01 01:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by lisa s 6 · 1 0

we are trying to find it , but he is very well hidden.

2007-03-01 01:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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