-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
-Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
-Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
-If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
-"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
-Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
-If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
-How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
-Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"?
-Can bald men get lice?
-How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
2007-02-28 16:56:34 · 20 answers · asked by itz_me 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
don't read the cake one... it doesn't make sense
2007-02-28 17:00:44 · update #1
That was great...does make you think! :)
2007-02-28 17:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Cindy J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
Ans: That is because there is no guarantee about going to Heaven. Give me a sure ticket and I’ll be ready to die.
-The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Ans: The key to a good relationship is the tender, love and care that goes into building the ‘ship’ together…there is no key and there is no taking back!
-Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Ans: NO! When they act they are playing a character when they watch they are under age
-Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Ans: Every good thing that comes to anyone is Gifted by God…it is tailor made and brand new. Those you got there first received theirs too...there are no leftovers.
-Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Ans: The have split ends, you just can’t see them.
-If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Ans: Even those that believe lie, so what difference does it make?
-"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Ans: So only Jews should have 'mother-in-law' problems.
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Ans: Hey! ‘poli’ is also slang for you know what so that’s why some say. “F#cking blood suckers!”
-Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Ans: I think I can!
-If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Ans: The roaring flames are down only the hot air, smoke etc. rises
-How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
Ans: You perform or read at a recital and act in a play.
-Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"?
Ans: You can either have a piece of cake or you can eat it. However, you cannot eat the cake and still have it.
-Can bald men get lice?
Ans: No!
2007-03-01 02:41:50 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Think some more.............
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How important does someone have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but its only a "penny for you thoughts"?
How is it we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie but you're ON tv?
If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
2007-03-01 01:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
-true, but i think that is more spirutial than anything
-idk what you mean
-sure they are...as long as they have an adult w/ them
-no b/c it can be something new and exciting (if you get a good price on a car bc you waited, was that a leftover?)
-we don't do things to them like dye and straighten
-hmmmm...no i havent
-ticks is the proper spelling of the blood sucking creatures
-yes, if you try
-no, bc hell has fire in it, and think about it, the center of the earths core is SUPER hot
-hmmmm.....idk
-because it is like you worked hard for something, you got it, and now you can enjoy!!!!
-no, i dont think so
-i really don't know
2007-03-01 01:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by smarti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good .No you don't have to swear on the bible,the hair on your arms isn't long enough and bald men can get lice on their crotch it's called crabs.The one about mother in law......my personal favorite.
2007-03-01 01:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although this wasn't a question, i really liked the one about the the women hitler and the mother-in-law. That one was good!!!
2007-03-01 01:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by with The Vicious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi kittu.
Well done.
I loved it very much.
Bye Kittu,
wish 2 catch up with u soon.
2007-03-01 01:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thoughts, to ponder over and certainly made me think..thanks for sharing.
2007-03-01 01:14:38 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True to all, but i certainly can breathe through my nose and mouth at the same time... haha...
2007-03-01 01:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!
Wonderful stuff...
Where did you find it all?
And if you thought of it yourself then goog going girl!!
Really got me wondering about the the twisted sphere we live on.
2007-03-01 01:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by Nayan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish i could give you 10 points for this one! it really makes you wonder! LOL! Excellent job!!
2007-03-01 01:05:13 · answer #11 · answered by felita2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋