Cmon u people . . . . . . Another joke for u . . . . .?

Question

A nice joke for u people . . . .
A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the motor of a dodge SRT-4 when he noticed a well known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was waitin there for the service manager to come take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage "Hey,Doc wanna take a look at this ?"
The cardiologist,a bit surprised,walked over to where the mechanic was workin on the SRT.The mechanic straightened up,wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So Doc,look at this engine.I open his heart,take the valves out,repair any damage and then put them back in,and when i finish,it just works like new.
So how can i make 39,675 a year,a pretty small salary,and u get the really big bucks, $1,695,759,when u and i r doin basically the same work ?"
The cardiologist paused,smiled and leaned over,them whispered to the mechanic. . . . . .
"Try doin it with the engine running."
u can star . . . . .

Answer 1

here is one only 4 u:

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Answer 2

A good joke , only one problem.
I have read it a thousand times inthe last 40 years.

Answer 3

The doctor is repairing the work of GOD. The mechanic is repairing the work of man...any surprises that God pays more?

Answer 4

Good but not very good
Not even very funny but quite truthful!

Answer 5

You tried something! Good

Answer 6

nice joke

Answer 7

nice one

Answer 8

good one, sweety's jokes are good too

Answer 9

hahaha.....good one....thanks for the morning's first laugh...LOL

Answer 10

i thought it was cute! good job!