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2007-02-28 16:46:14 · 20 answers · asked by David 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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David, you are capable of thinking of another question. I know you are!

2007-02-28 16:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 4 1

I honestly dont know how you possibly could be awesome if god didnt exist. Without him you would likely be just a cog in the machine on high dose Paxil or more likely Geodon.

2007-03-01 00:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Some might argue that your attitude proves that God does not exist. They assume that any God worth his salt would smite such an arrogant little punk. But I think this attests to God's patience rather than his non-existence.

(all of this is meant tongue-in-cheek ;)

2007-03-01 00:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 3 · 1 1

Who needs a god to be Awesome? I know I don't. Anybody out there with me? show some thumbs up!! My brethren!!!

2007-03-01 00:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by D'Arcy P 3 · 2 1

Who says God does not exist, if so, where does that leave you.

2007-03-01 00:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Kirk T 2 · 1 1

1. God does exist.

2. You're an idiot.

2007-03-01 00:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by dk 4 · 2 2

Your being awesome compared to me is only your opinion.
Whaddya mean 'if'?
God is imaginary.
Get with the programme.

2007-03-01 00:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I think it's your innocent and your little devil smile my friend. if you werent this awesome then I think God does exist.

2007-03-01 00:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by NativeBear 2 · 0 2

you must be from the devil,
havent seen you around for ages ,
you need to answer some questions ,
you have hardly moved at all ,
are you still 14 ,
i think you are frozen or something

2007-03-01 00:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I now believe.
Thank you for showing me the light!
forget the creation evolution arguements,
YOU ARE AWESOME and this is all the proof that anyone will need.
How could I possibly thank you!
(on knees in thanks!)

2007-03-01 00:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by lisa s 6 · 0 1

God sends you my fingers.

2007-03-01 00:51:49 · answer #11 · answered by Cory Kong 1 · 1 0

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