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Question

I was wondering if anybody knew any cool quotes???

Answer 1

1. A day without sunshine is like night.



2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.



3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.



6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.



8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.



9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.



10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.



12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.



13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.



14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?



15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.



17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?



18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines



19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?



20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?



21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"



22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.



23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your *** tomorrow.

Answer 2

No, but I can tell you some translations I heard long ago. One, in the song "Pop Goes the Weasel", do you know what the song means? Years ago, in factories, the workers would sing this. All around the Mulberry Bush was symbolic of the spool of thread. The monkey chased the weasel was the thread going thru the needle and up and down; Pop goes the Weasel was when the top would go up (or Pop) when it ran out of thread. I don't know how true that is. Have you ever heard of it? The other is a Freudian translation: Little Red Riding Hood. The red was a symbol of a young girl coming into maturity. The wolf was a young man chasing after her - he wanted her. I forgot the rest. Sorry I even started this. Think about how nursery rhymes are awful! Jack jumped over the candle stick - ouch! Mary was eating her pie when a spider scared her! Old Mother Hubbard had so many kids she couldn't feed them! Jack & Jill both got hurt trying to get a pail of water! I don't know what got me started on this. It's 1 o'clock in the morning - that's probably why. LOL

Answer 3

Things could always be worse

I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead

I'm not opinionated....I'm just always right

get to the point, I'm aging here

there is no vaccine against stupidity

dating is like a box of choclates....most of them are full of cream, and the rest are a bunch of nuts.



I could go on for days honey, but I hope this will suffice

Answer 4

Oh, I get it, Like humour...only different,

Sorry my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand within it

How about a nice cup of shut the f*** up???

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

We are all but drops in an ocean. But without that drop the ocean would be less.

Nice perfume, but must you marinate in it?

What ever look you were going for, you missed.

No one person is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

I see your playing stupid and you're winning

Sign on a vending Machine : If this machine is out of order, please contact the vending machine operator. Please do not bang on this machine, he is not inside.

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

A day without laughter, is a day wasted.

Answer 5

ONCE I HAD A LITTLE GAME
I LIKE TO CRAWL BACK IN MY BRAIN
I THINK YOU KNOW THE GAME I MEAN
I MEAN THE GAME CALLED GO INSANE

Answer 6

to live is to die - Cliff Burton
War is Hell
Courage is the abilty to fight another minute - Winston Chrurchill i think

Answer 7

Perfection is the enemy of being good at something.

Answer 8

you're being too particular on this question.....rephrase it to make it a little more vaugue.

Answer 9

''When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.''
- Gracie Allen -
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''Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins''
- Danny Devito -
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''A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.''
- David Brenner -
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''I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said,
"No thanks I'm not going that far."

Answer 10

"We confide in our strength without boasting of it, we respect that of others, without fearing it."