A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.
"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.
"I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The Dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills"
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth.
2007-02-28 16:38:07 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! I laughed and thats all that matter!! Bravo!!
2007-02-28 16:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by felita2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIVE *****
And let me be your "closing act:"
Hope the guy doesn't STIFF the dentist for the bill !
Yes, Viagra is indeed a wonder drug -- it makes your mate WONDER if she'll still be alive afterward !
If you take Viagra while vacationing at NIAGRA Falls, forget about fitting inside a barrel ride !
I knew an elderly couple who were looking forward to using Viagra -- only problem was they couldn't get the top off of the prescription bottle !
Well ... that's all folks !
2007-02-28 18:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one, although a bit painful to think about. I just went to the dentist today and my mouth is still numb.
: )
2007-02-28 16:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously the dentist was a woman! And she knew what to hold onto as well!
2007-02-28 16:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it is a wonder drug they use it in nursing homes to stop the old men rolling out of bed at night... good one 10/10
2007-02-28 18:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..... But, no it is not a miracle drug. He would have held it either way! ( or at least scratched it a lot)! -It's a man thing.....
2007-02-28 16:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by LJ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha. Yeah it is a wonder drug...you wonder where 'it' went after the drug wears off! lol.
2007-03-01 15:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-28 16:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by the menace 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋