2007-02-28 16:35:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Probably eat some Ben and Jerry's, maybe Cherry Garcia!
2007-02-28 16:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by binary sunset 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The news is -obviously you haven't heard - Jesus is still alive and waiting in heaven till the day appointed for his return. He wont be coming to Vermont, but he and the angels will come and destroy all that fight against him. He will come to Mt. Zion and liberate Israel, rebuilding the Temple in its rightful place and will rule for a thousand years.
2007-02-28 16:44:04 · answer #2 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since Jesus has hair and wear sandals, most likely, he'd hang out with the rest of his 420 friends.
2007-02-28 16:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he lived in Vermont, like all other self respecting Vermonters..he would be growing and smoking weed.....!!!! I love Vermont!!!!
2007-02-28 16:40:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would probably be instituionalized by the church as a heretic and false prophet like the first time. He came as the sheep and will return as the lion....
2007-02-28 16:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by ZEROCOOL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teach, heal, help and guide... same as he did when he last was on earth. Just that he would have a lot more work than he did at the time...!
2007-02-28 16:40:28 · answer #6 · answered by pegs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang his head in shame at what we have done to the planet and the way we treat each other and then leave us to ourselves
2007-02-28 16:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jerry G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is alive... he's preparing a place for us at this very moment. He isn't, however, currently in human form, so you might want to leave a message for him. He'll get back to you, I promise!
2007-02-28 16:39:56 · answer #8 · answered by This Is Me Being Grumpy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep kosher and marry a nice Jewish boy.
2007-02-28 16:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by gelfling 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would shake his head in amazement....than he would bow his head & pray in hopes he could stop all the madness in the world....
2007-02-28 16:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by simplesimon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋