2007-02-28 16:08:17 · 14 answers · asked by altered ego 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
All oranges are evil and unnatural.
Oranges are produced in laboratories funded by gangster organizations to fund drug activities.
Think about it: Where do oranges come from? Florida and California, right? Both of these areas have severe troubles with gang activity and drug trafficing. Coincidence?
The juice in the eye phoenomenon is only part of their evil plan. I admit, I have no idea how it's related, but it's obviously deliberate.
I always avoid oranges whenever possible and you should too.
2007-02-28 19:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I easily have some cases, yet my buddy from returned in center college used to have the worst success with oranges. He could have one very practically daily at lunch and intensely practically daily it may squirt him in the attention on a similar time as he became into peeling it.
2016-10-02 03:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not the squirting juice that know where our eye is but it is our eyes that are looking at it while we are peeling. Look away with your eyes wide open while peeling and the juice won't be squirting your eyes..
2007-02-28 16:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
george bush and the adminstration in conjuction with the Republican congress of 2005 passed a bill requiring all farmers to equip oranges with E.L.G.P.S. (eye-locating global postioning squirters) A device that when uncovered triangulates the location
of your socket in .00000000000005 secs. and delivers a squirt.
or if your a conservative:
God made them that way just for you.
:)
2007-02-28 20:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
confuse the orange and peel it with both eyes closed!!
2007-02-28 20:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by brien123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it has that homing instinct, you know, like pigeons!! Its just in its make-up!! Probably the same reason that taost always lands butter-side down!
2007-02-28 20:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like many flying liquids, it probably goes all over your face but your eyes feel it the most out of everything.
2007-02-28 16:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by BUNGLE!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just God and His little practical jokes that He likes to play...
2007-02-28 16:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It has a built in GPS system
2007-02-28 16:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
one of lifes little mysteries I guess!
2007-02-28 16:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋