A teacher asks her class " if there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one how meny are left?"
The most cocksure pupil little timmy, replies: "None the birds would fly away after the first shoot." The teacher says: "The correct answer is four....but i like your thinking timmy."
Little Timmy continues "If it's ok, Miss i have a quetion for you. There are tree women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. The first is licking the sides if her triple scoop. The second is gobbling the top and sucking the cone. And the third is bitting off the top.Which one' marrid?"
The teacher blushes and answers: "Well, i suppose it's probably the one gobbling the top and sucking the cone." Little Timmy laughs, then replies " The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on.... but i like your thinking Miss."
Boom Boom
2007-02-28 16:01:47 · 15 answers · asked by dan T 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he..i like your joke...thx..10/5..star..:-)
2007-02-28 16:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOOM BOOM from me to that's hilarious 10/10
2007-03-01 02:42:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke of the year
2007-03-01 01:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best joke I've read on here yet. Brilliant.
2007-03-01 01:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-03-01 01:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one mate you almost killed me with laughter.
2007-03-01 02:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Falcon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bada-boom :-)
2007-03-01 01:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by geee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny yes
2007-03-01 00:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-03 18:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by CourtCourt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good.thanks for making me smile xxx
2007-03-01 01:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋