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ok, so a pregent woman was walking down an ally
all of a sudden a man with a gun jumps out and shoots her 3 times.

she surrived and has triplets, 2 girls and 1boy, although she surrived the docters were never able to get the bullets out.

about 13 years later one of her girls comes running into her room yelling mommy, mommy i was peeing and i peed out a bullet

they the next week the second girl comes running to her mom yelling the same thing.

the mother was worried by now but she didnt know what to do she she didnt so anything.

a few weeks later the mother was sleeping and she's woken up to a lould bang and meow, and all of a sudden her son comes running in yelling mommy mommy i was jacking off and i shot the cat!

2007-02-28 15:20:18 · 12 answers · asked by patrick vz 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

ok joke

2007-02-28 16:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

eeeemmmmmmmm.......... dude, i'm a women as far as i read this joke, i think it realy funny but when iread it for the second time i think it just funny and not really funny. dude , what i'm trying to say here is...... ur joke is a joke. but it is too far. do you understand?? so, most of people had heard this joke and they said it's funny. and they give u 10/10. but i gonna give u 5/10 bacase 4 me some part is funny and some part is not... so the first 5 is 4 the funny part and the other 5 is 4 the not funny part ok!!!!!!! so next time plse try to made a very very very fun joke so people can give u a 100/100 ok.....

2007-03-03 02:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by anna 2 · 0 0

ive heard this one already and its not funny after the 5th time.

2007-03-01 00:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i didnt find this funny... 0/10

2007-03-01 00:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by mcpark2004 2 · 0 0

I hate that I kind of laughed at this joke.

2007-02-28 23:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by spiralia8 2 · 0 0

LOL. Funny, I had heard it before though.

: )

2007-02-28 23:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0 0

disgusting but cute

2007-02-28 23:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by terry b 4 · 0 0

i had a feeling that that was the punchline! but its still funny. =]

2007-03-01 00:02:21 · answer #8 · answered by bubbles07 3 · 0 0

cute

2007-02-28 23:40:39 · answer #9 · answered by just me 4 · 0 0

not funny

2007-02-28 23:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

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