ok, so a pregent woman was walking down an ally
all of a sudden a man with a gun jumps out and shoots her 3 times.
she surrived and has triplets, 2 girls and 1boy, although she surrived the docters were never able to get the bullets out.
about 13 years later one of her girls comes running into her room yelling mommy, mommy i was peeing and i peed out a bullet
they the next week the second girl comes running to her mom yelling the same thing.
the mother was worried by now but she didnt know what to do she she didnt so anything.
a few weeks later the mother was sleeping and she's woken up to a lould bang and meow, and all of a sudden her son comes running in yelling mommy mommy i was jacking off and i shot the cat!
2007-02-28
15:20:18
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patrick vz
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