2007-02-28 15:16:45 · 11 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Too bad, dogs chewed them up ages ago
2007-02-28 15:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by Desiree J 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny. Like there's a bright flash of light and Jesus comes down on white doves and comes to his burial ground and magically whips up a shovel, starts digging, then gets the goods and leaves. All the followers would be looking up like "Jesus?"
Funny stuff.
2007-02-28 23:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can Jesus retrieve his bones when he isn't DEAD?
When Jesus comes, he's coming to get his children.
2007-02-28 23:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
after Jesus died He came back in the flesh to talk to his deciples and even had a meal with them [fish] to show them he was in the flesh, then he went up into heaven in the flesh, before their eyes- he never left his bones here!
2007-02-28 23:21:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life
2007-02-28 23:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know you're trying to be very funny - but what good would the bones be?
2007-02-28 23:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he will be sent back on earth by GOD to finish that anti christ and after that the last day of judgement will appear
2007-02-28 23:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by moon_317_317 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd have to go to court to get them though. Maybe he is coming back to claim he is Anna's baby's daddy.
2007-02-28 23:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by johngrobmyer 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Anti-christ may we all know him when he comes.
2007-02-28 23:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by matthew m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, What if the Bible was a fictional book?
2007-02-28 23:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by grumpyfiend 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋