So far, it's eaten the family dog, a small pot-belly pig, and one of the sofa cushions (it threw it up later.) We figure it would make a good "watch-snake" to protect the baby.
(ps - the snakes name is snuggles, and it always perks up and flicks it's tounge when our son starts crying.)
2007-02-28 15:08:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Since this is in Religion & Spirituality, I'll decide based on that.
If you believe in God, definitely. And whatever happens, you know, it's his will.
If you're an atheist, no way! But what are you doing with a baby then, anyway? Procreation is the bane of the planet. So wait, maybe yes. . .
2007-02-28 15:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by blueblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not so sure. If you're trying to guard against intruders, you better make it three pythons. It's probably a better way to protect the baby, at least. And give the other two names like "Beast" or "Killer" so they feel more confident.
2007-02-28 23:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What are you insane? Pythons don't make good "watch-snakes"! You need yourself a Boa, or a Spitting cobra. Duh!
Edited: If thriftyman's answer doens't get best answer then I don't know what.....that was the funniest thing I heard all day!
2007-02-28 23:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by johngrobmyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, is that a stupid question! How can a newborn possibly protect a sleeping python from an intruder?
2007-02-28 23:21:59 · answer #4 · answered by ThriftyMan 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think only a 13 foot python will do; buy one and use snuggles to make a pair of shoes.
2007-02-28 23:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL I wish I can come up with something smart to say but no, so ok go ahead give me thumb down lol
2007-02-28 23:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Speck Schnuck 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure, just say a prayer and god will protect your kid, you don't even need the snake!! i've been driving with my eyes closed for years, i let jesus drive
2007-02-28 23:14:41 · answer #7 · answered by Woody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try making you jokes a little less subtle. You're not direct enough.
2007-02-28 23:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sure if you want to be without child, better still let him sleep with you to protect you.
2007-02-28 23:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... silly goose ... you tickle me ...
2007-02-28 23:13:45 · answer #10 · answered by Santa's Helper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋