Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
2007-02-28 15:01:34 · 14 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you a truck driver, cause my uncle jasper was and he came up with some funny **** like that..lol..u rock\m/
2007-02-28 15:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by Nick & Jamie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10
2007-02-28 18:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny, that hurt my side. and my cousin is still laughing, tryen to tell it to some one else.
2007-02-28 15:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by brenda72804@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2007-02-28 15:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!! 10/10 from me.
2007-02-28 15:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was born by the P***Y, He died by the P***Y
2007-02-28 15:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL too funny
2007-02-28 15:20:07 · answer #7 · answered by jazzilicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-28 15:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by sharkgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good One! LOL.
Classic!
2007-02-28 15:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the images that appear in my head make me want to cry....
but yes hilarious!
*sob*
2007-02-28 15:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋