What's your favorite Dorothy Parker quote or poem?

Question

Here's where you can read some of them:
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/quotes/a/dorothy_parker.htm

Answer 1

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea,
And love is a thing that can never go wrong,
And I am Marie of Rumania.

Her review of Katharine Hepburn: "She ran the gamut of emotions from A to B."

Answer 2

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. "
Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. "
Dorothy Parker